1301
Spirit Halloween getting ready to take over abandoned Midwest strip malls
1305
Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
1306
Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
1307
Shorts and hoodie weather this week. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.
1309
I believe in science. I also believe 60° in September is colder than 60° in April.
1310
Watch for deer
There’s food in the fridge
I started your car this morning because it was cold
Midwestern for I love you
1313
It is illegal to drive by cows in the Midwest and not say “COWS!”
1315
Driving in the Midwest at 6pm is an extreme sport
1316
Only the Midwest is bold enough to put a patty size cheese curd on a burger
The CurderBurger @culvers is back 👀
1317
In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming
1318
Is it cold or is it just the wind? That is the Midwest question.
1319
The scariest part about spooky season in the Midwest is that you could be in a blizzard, tornado, flash flood or 85° and sunny
1321
Nobody prepares you for the first Midwest pothole that makes your soul leave your body
1323
If a midwesterner bumps into an inanimate object when nobody is around do they still “Ope sorry”?
1324
Every Midwest relationship consists of someone who is too hot and someone who is too cold fighting for control of the thermostat
1325
In the Midwest “I’ll let you go” means this phone call is going long
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody