1252
Due to inflation the Midwest goodbye has been lengthened by 3 hours
1253
Every Midwesterner has wondered if they could drive underneath
1254
Dad: “How do you like your burger cooked?”
*cooks them all the same*
Cheers Dad’s 🍻
1258
“I’ve lived in the Midwest my whole life”
*doesn’t know what temperature to use to get rid of fog on the window*
1259
In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
1260
“Midwesterners will make 7 different salads for the fourth and none of them will have lettuce”
Midwesterner: do you want to come over or not?
1262
Nobody:
Midwesterners: I can smell a storm brewing
1263
“Can you just fix a few potholes?”
Midwest:
1265
Speak midwestern
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about
Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”
Ope: shorthand apology
1267
Dollar General when they see an open field in the smallest Midwest town
1268
Nobody:
Midwesterners : corn is looking good this year
1270
Pulling up to a 4-way stop in the Midwest and deciding who goes first
1271
Something that feels Midwestern but isn’t: Not knowing the streets but knowing how to get there
1272
Midwesterners that do this save an average of 9 years during their lifetime
1273
How many likes can this corn on the cob get?
1274
Nothing gets Midwesterners going like a new gas station in their town
1275
Growing up in the Midwest is knowing that it’s not worth explaining where you’re actually from, just name the biggest city closest to you and get on with your life
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody