1226
Midwesterner: I have trust issues
Date: oh did someone hurt you in the past?
Midwesterner: no sometimes the sun doesn’t shine for 40 days and I don’t think it’ll ever come back
1228
It went from “not so bad without the wind” to “not so bad without the humidity” in 24 hours
1229
Nobody:
Midwest Grandparents: “need anything warshed?”
1230
Thunderstorms when you’re going to bed >
1231
It’s not the heat it’s the humidity that gets ya
1232
In the Midwest it is customary to go through the garage or side door and leave the fancy front door for guests
1233
I’m a
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bonfire and cold beer
1235
“Tell your folks i says hi”
Midwesterner: okay will do (will not do)
1236
Fun Things to Do in the Midwest:
- fist fight mosquitos
- have a heat stroke
- get frost bite and hypothermia
- run from wasps
- get third degree sunburn
- run the heat and AC on the same day
1238
You ever just “we needed this” after a good rainstorm?
1239
Driving in the Midwest
🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧| “HELL IS REAL”
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 | 🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 | “Kwik Trip Next
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌| Right”
🌽🌽🌽| 🐄|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
1240
Midwesterners: what a beautiful day
The wind:
1241
every dude in the Midwest is built like this
1242
“I like your shirt”
Midwest women: oh thanks I got it on sale from target and it’s like a million years old
1243
*TORNADO SIREN*
*looks outside and sees calm skies*
“Oh yeah it’s just the first Wednesday of the month”
1246
Nobody:
Minnesota: what if we built the biggest Taco Bell ever
1248
Growing up in small town Midwest is looking up a restaurants menu on Facebook because none of them have websites
1249
Gas prices starting to look like the cost of beef jerky
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody