1178
The Midwestern urge to offer someone food or drinks 3 seconds after walking into the house
1179
The Midwestern urge to drive with the windows down as soon as it’s above 40°
1180
If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
1181
“I’ll just use bug spray”
Mosquitos in the Midwest
1183
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan- cold
Feb- bitterly cold
March- pretend not to be cold
April- rainy cold
May- Ope, tornado szn
June- construction
July- mosquitos
Aug- humidity
Sept- tiny black bugs from hell
Oct- bonfires
Nov- winter preview
Dec- cold w/ decorations
1184
Midwesterners only want one thing and it’s disgusting. 70 degrees without wind and humidity
1185
My love language is when you tell me to tell my mom you say hi
1186
Friday night in the Midwest
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Your favorite restaurant
1187
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If you accidentally say you’re from a small town around midwesterners you’ll get into a competition for who had the smaller school and someone will inevitably bring up how they had “drive your tractor to school day”
1191
POV: driving through the Midwest enjoying the scenery
1192
“I can’t wait to sit outside at night”
*6,000 mosquitos liked your post*
1193
Midwesterners be like “Ope” when they should OPEn up to somebody about their seasonal depression
1194
Checking the weather every morning to see what season the Midwest is in today
1195
Midwesterner: you smell that?
Californian: huh?
Floridian: 🤪
New Yorker: no
Midwesterner: grab a lawn chair my left knee is aching and I can smell a storm about to roll in
1196
In the Midwest the garage or basement fridge is reserved for beer, leftovers and surplus of meats from the local butcher twitter.com/hamms_man/stat…
1197
Don’t cry because soup season is almost over, smile because it happened and grilling season is here
1198
We talk a lot about “Midwest Nice” but don’t forget about it’s cousin “Midwest Passive Aggressive”
1200
Official weather report for April 7: it’s not terrible, but it’s the wind that gets ya
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