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Pros of growing up in the Midwest:
having a gravel road "short cut" to about anywhere in your state
hs party got busted? no worries there was always a 🌽 field nearby to run to
going out tonight? all you need is a pair of jeans and a hoodie
everyone turned 21 at the age of 16
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🍂🍂🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🎃 🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🕸
🍂🍂🍂 🎃 🕸🕸🕸,
it’s....
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🎃🎃🎃 🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃 🍂🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃🎃 🍂🍂🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃 🍂 🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃 🍂 🍂 🕸🕸🕸🍁🍁
🍁
RT to make a Midwesterner happy
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Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
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Being left on read is like Midwest weather. You’re use to it but it still surprises you sometimes
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Please fav this if your momma has a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house
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I need a license plate that says “OPE SRY” so I can be a good Midwesterner and apologize when I accidentally cut someone off
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Get someone that will defend you like Midwesterners defend ranch dressing
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Ope. What is it ope?
It’s an apology of life.
a symbol of connection.
It’s human nature... our sixth sense.
a form of identity, a proud midwesterner
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I say “ope” about 50 times everyday and if it wasn’t for Twitter I would of never noticed.
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In the Midwest we measure distance in only one way: what is it?
RT- hours
Fav- miles
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RT for Kansas
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RT for Michigan
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RT for Indiana
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RT for iowa
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RT for Ohio
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RT for Missouri
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RT for Illinois
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RT for Minnesota
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RT for Nebraska
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RT for Wisconsin
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What’s the weather like in the Midwest?
🔘Cold
🔘Hot
🔘Whatever it feels like
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Midwest Fall Foods Ranked
1. apple crisp
2. chili
3. pumpkin bars
4. sweet corn
5. apple cider