1153
Midwestern FOMO is driving with the windows down because it's above 45 degrees in February & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
1154
The line for every car wash in the Midwest today
1155
The Midwest is playing Mother Nature powerball temps:
22°, 60°, 48°, 13°, 46°
1159
This is what happens when you don’t flick the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”
1161
“big city driving is scary 😩”
*Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*
1162
Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different. It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather, time to fire up the grill, roll the windows down in the car. It’s a spiritual time for us midwesterners.
1163
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks just browsing
1165
Queso = Spanish for cheese
K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
Okay so = that one girl that makes all the plans
1167
Next week is daylight savings.
Winter is almost over.
Birds are chirping.
The potholes are visible again.
You’re almost there keep going.
1168
“You can’t go from a tornado to 4 inches of snow in 24 hours”
Midwest: hold my corn
1170
Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “another day in paradise”: free
1171
Still think you don’t live in a Midwest simulation?
1172
Nobody:
Midwesterner: I found a random screw and I’m not sure where it goes so i threw it in the junk drawer and will never think about it again
1173
$4.25 a gallon just so you can wreck your car in a pothole
1175
We joke a lot about “Ope sorry” but there needs to be a real conversation about “it’s all good no worries” whenever someone disappoints us
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody