1101
Every Midwesterner has a childhood memory of the near death sledding experience
1103
Every Midwestern Home:
- junk drawer
- beach themed bathroom
- cheese drawer in the fridge
- “beer fridge” in the basement or garage for leftovers and beverages
1105
Antonio brown Midwest weather
🤝
Unpredictable
1106
In the Midwest we play a fun game called “am I still on the road”
1107
In order to properly know someone’s character they must endure one Midwest winter
1109
There’s cold and then there’s scream in your car and rub your hands together as fast as possible cold
1111
Wrong:
“I like your boots”
“Thanks”
Right:
“I like your boots”
“Thanks I got them at a significant discount!”
1113
I don’t care how cold it gets the fan stays on at night
1114
You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime
1115
Did we check to see if other seeds explode into something delicious or did we stop at popcorn
1116
I haven’t felt joy since the last time my parents said “go back to sleep it’s a snow day”
1117
Midwesterner’s do this and think they just beat Mother Nature at her own game
1118
These make everybody feel some type of way
1119
RT to win $250 if one of these Midwest teams (adopting Tennessee) wins the super bowl
Comment below which team will win and the final score for tiebreaker
Picking one winner on February 14th
1121
The best part of winter is that time when it’s finally over
1122
“Sorry I was late traffic was bad this morning”
1123
Say what you will about the Midwest but we know how to make a gas station
1124
You’ll overhear elderly Midwest folks talking in public saying “the other day” and refer to something in 1992
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody