Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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Midwest trash talk
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Gas pump in the summer: begin fueling Gas pump in the winter: 1. Pay here or inside? 2. Would you like a car wash? 3. When was your last visit? 4. Please present 3 forms of ID 5. 2 for 1 breakfast sandwiches inside 6. Begin fueling after this short survey
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everything you need to know about the Midwest
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Driving by a car you know in a small town
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Midwest satisfaction is kicking these off
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The lawn “doesn’t stand a chance”starter pack
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“Are we getting a tornado or blizzard today?” The Midwest: yes
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On any given Christmas in the Midwest you can have a foot of snow or 50° weather
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Todays weather in the Midwest
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Therapist: how are you Midwesterner: living the dream Therapist: 🤦‍♂️
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Meanwhile in the Midwest
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Let’s confuse the South
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Midwesterners really be like I’m only walking from the door to the car so I don’t need a coat
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3 absolute truths Death Taxes Not so bad without the wind
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“I just need to run into target quick” She was never seen again
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Things that aren’t Midwestern but feel very Midwestern
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Target: exists Midwesterners: Targét
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Midwest Christmas Expectation Reality
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On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me 12 random seasons 11 unfixed potholes 10 bottles of ranch 9 tornado sirens 8 runaway cattle 7 u betchas 6 games of corn hole 5 OPE SORRYS 4 big storms 3 Welp, alrights 2 one finger waves and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
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Midwest meditation is slipping on the ice and just laying there for a bit
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This is what you call a decision
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Would you help Ohio with the kangaroo invasion?