1052
The Midwestern urge to drive 45 minutes to go to your favorite restaurant
1053
Midwesterners when they say “the other day”
1054
Beautiful photo by local Midwest photographer yesterday at 5:15pm
1055
Midwesterners when it snows like it does every single year in November
1056
No one:
Midwesterners: it’s like everyone forgets how to drive as soon as there’s a little bit of snow
1058
Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
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1059
The Midwestern urge to take a handful of napkins from any restaurant and put them in the glove box
1060
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1061
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s?
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1062
If you don’t finish all your food on Thanksgiving it is polite to put your food upside down in the trash to avoid offending the host
1063
“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?”
No
“We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg”
Midwesterners:
1065
Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ope, ‘scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right past ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
and grab more turkey and stuffing
1066
“Let’s go shopping”
No
“Everything is on sale”
Midwesterners:
1067
Rumor has it midwesterners are still standing on their porch saying goodbye to relatives after thanksgiving
1069
Happy porch refrigeration season to those who participate
1070
Spotted Cow. That’s it. That’s the tweet
1071
Midwest Wrapped:
1. 7,845 ope’s
2. 34,076 potholes hit
3. 5,872 “welp, alright’s”
4. 6,549 deer avoided
5. 1,542 “not so bad without the wind/humidity”
1072
School: today is ranch day
That one midwesterner:
1073
The CDC announced that it is perfectly safe to roll your windows down and enjoy a 50° day in December
1075
If you take the pothole count from Iowa and multiply that by the unfinished road construction in Illinois you get Ohio
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