1001
*drops below 85 degrees*
Midwest kitchen:
1002
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house
1003
Pro tip: if you’re at a Midwest cookout and don’t finish your food, flip the plate over in the trash to avoid bring impolite
1005
It’s officially the time of year where you can defrost your windshield in the morning, be in a swimsuit in the afternoon and shorts and hoodie at night.
Never fear: second summer is coming
1006
The whole world is in disarray meanwhile the Midwest is minding its business, drinking beer and watching the NFL like they’re supposed to
1008
Enough hating on the Midwest
Iowa is PLENTIFUL
Michigan is NATURAL
Minnesota is PRODUCTIVE
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois
Nebraska is AGRICULTRUAL
1009
Indiana is CORN
Ohio is INDUSTRIAL
Missouri
Kansas is ABUNDANT
South Dakota is ROLLING HILLS
North Dakota is COLD
1010
“tHe MiDwEST dOesN’t HaVe ANy CuLTuRe”
Explain this:
1011
*temps drop to the 60’s*
Midwesterners: soup :)
1012
The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper
1013
People act like the Midwest doesn’t have any culture. Explain chili soup and cinnamon rolls
1015
October 1st:
Midwesterners: well stuff my pumpkin with a light bulb and take me to an apple orchard it’s Halloween 🎃
1016
We don’t talk enough about how Kansas doesn’t get talked about. Does anyone live in Kansas anymore? What’s happened there since Dorothy got swept up in a tornado? If you’re from Kansas please send a signal that you’re okay.
1017
Reminder that the top of the fridge is extra storage space
1018
In this day in 2001 a Midwest school served this pizza and they cheered
1019
Imagine a Cornhole game to the death twitter.com/dondadabossman…
1022
Midwesterners refusing to wear a coat until December
1024
Midwesterners when they hear you can save big money at Menards
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody