976
The Midwest: we don’t know the address but we know how to get there
977
“Just use bug spray”
The mosquitos in the Midwest:
980
Midwesterners when there’s commotion in the neighborhood
981
It’s officially that time of year in the Midwest where pulling up to an intersection to see past the corn could kill you. The crop giveth and the crop taketh away.
982
Gary Indiana twitter.com/trad_revival/s…
983
“How unbothered by the BS are you?”
Midwesterners:
984
“SEVERE WEATHER WARNING”
*light rain*
Midwesterners: this could have been an email
986
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
“It’s really not so bad out without the humidity”
989
WHAT DO WE WANT?
__________
| shorts & |
| hoodie |
| weather |
|＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
990
Midwesterner DNA
🍻 🌽
🍻🌽
🌽
🌽🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽🍻
🍻
🍻🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻🌽
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
991
Nobody:
Midwesterners: I hope it rains to tonight to break the humidity
992
Trying to see something
Rt walking taco Fav taco in a bag
993
Advice for anyone moving to the Midwest:
1. Ope is the most sincere apology
2. If you get stuck in a ditch never fear, your neighbor with a truck will have you towed shortly
3. “Wouldn’t be bad without the humidity” in the summer and “not so bad without the wind” in the winter
996
Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home
997
UK: we drive on the left side of the road
Midwesterners: we drive on what’s left of the road
998
Midwesterners when they see a pretty sunset:
999
Midwest wives: he’s probably out with other women
Midwest Dads:
1000
“Highs in the 80’s today”
Midwesterners: 👻 🍂 🎃
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody