928
Speak midwestern
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about
Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”
Ope: shorthand apology
929
The best part of the Midwest is the bars with free popcorn
930
Midwesterners: bring salad to the Memorial Day BBQ
The salad:
932
Small town Midwest: *fireworks*
Urban Midwest: *fireworks* gunshots?!
933
Midwesterners be like “ooh a tasty snack”
934
“Let’s go for sushi”
Midwesterner: I’m in
935
Yeah sex is good but have you experienced a Midwestern summer day without humidity?
936
If you were subject to “hi hungry I’m dad” or “a bird is going to poop on that pouting lip” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
938
Two main seasons of the Midwest
1. Winter
2. Construction
939
⚠️THIS IS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAKE SHELTER NOW⚠️
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940
It’s not the heat that gets ya, it’s the humidity
942
“Name an extreme Midwest sport”
When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
943
The Ultimate Back Yard Chair
- uneven
- usually covered in dirt
- on the verge of breaking
- surprisingly comfortable
- could survive a nuclear explosion
- somehow always at the backyard bonfire
944
Do you even knee high by the Fourth of July bro?
945
The top of the fridge is for extra storage space. Do not fight me on this
946
The junk drawer is the Midwest equivalent to cleaning your room by shoving everything under the bed
947
Are you really a midwesterner if you don’t get overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state?
948
Picture this. It’s 100 degree day much like today. You’ve just come inside after a long day of playing with friends and your mom hands you glass of this. Is your thirst quenched?
949
On June 21st, 2021 Mother Nature said “I’ll turn on the AC”
950
Midwesterners when they flash their headlights at oncoming traffic to signal a speed trap up ahead
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody