876
Ending a Midwest phone call
“Yeah, yeah, yep”
“You bet”
*say hi to ten people for me*
“Alright yep will do”
“Alright well”
*one more side convo*
“Welp, I’ll let you go”
877
It’s nice to know that someone’s oven timer is going off and a very sarcastic and funny Midwesterner is saying “I heard ya”
878
When someone’s holding the door open for me more than 10 seconds
879
POV: someone doesn’t put their unfinished plate upside down in the trash and now I’m questioning how polite they are
881
“What do you do for fun in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners: twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
883
Scientists theorize this is where humidity comes from twitter.com/RMetroweather/…
884
The stubbornness of midwesterners to not turn on their AC in the spring is unmatched
885
*dark clouds roll in*
Me: now what do we have here?
😎
≤))≥
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886
You either Ope this world or it Ope’s you
887
Attention ⚠️
The pothole fillers have fallen in a pothole
888
Growing up in the Midwest is understanding that there is a 50/50 chance you are opening leftovers instead of butter
889
There is this funny phenomenon happening in the Midwest where the heat is on yet the windows are open for fresh cool air
890
Official statement: mayonnaise doesn’t belong on popcorn
891
This picture just gave me a mosquito bite
892
Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll experience all four seasons on your morning commute
894
Midwesterners have a toxic trait of looking inside at every passing vehicle trying to figure out if it’s someone they know
895
*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20 out: “it wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
47 degrees: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
896
*Midwesterner asking for a favor*
Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
897
The most powerful people in the world are midwesterners on a nice day after the weather has been terrible
899
Sorry I’m late I didn’t know who showed up to the four way stop first so we just sat there
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody