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Midwesterners at culvers: add a milkshake to that deluxe
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Spring break in The Midwest: alright kids hop in the car it’s only a 14 hour drive
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One of the great St. Paddy’s Day Traditions
Chicago, IL
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Driving over every pothole apologizing to my car
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Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at Kwik Trip”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around the store for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”
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The Perfect Saturday?
- no wind
- no rain
- no snow
- no humidity
- no bugs
Just backyard bbq and Cornhole. I like Cornhole
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it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be:
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
⚪️ tornado-ing
🔘 all of the above
because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
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People in the Midwest live longer. We partially freeze for several months thus we age more gracefully. We are then moisturized for several months gently thawing until we are ready to be baked in the Summer.
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As a Midwesterner my preferred natural disaster is tornado followed closely by the 100 year flood that happens every 5 years
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Midwesterner: “let’s go for sushi”
The sushi:
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When it’s windy and you haven’t told anybody how nice it would be today without it
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Fun things to do in the Midwest
1. Drive around
2. Drive around and wave at passing cars
3. Wave people through 4 way stops
4. Drive until you see cows and say “COWS”
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“Midwesterners don’t have any culture”
Me:
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People that
Call it bags Call it cornhole
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Nobody:
Grandma: “warsh” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Queso = Spanish for cheese
K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
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