826
Midwesterners when they see a forecast of 50 or more all week
827
Midwest PSA ⚠️
If a loved one has said to you “oh it’s going” it is a signal of distress and more importantly a cry for you to bring Culvers home for dinner
828
Nobody:
Midwesterners: i can’t wait for our first big thunderstorm
829
Like a good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "welp, spose it’s time” statement
- knee slap
- walking to the doorway
- conversation in the doorway
- hugs
- placing hand on doorknob
- more hugs and waving as you’re driving away
830
I will also add that in the Midwest 45 degrees in March is approximately 10 degrees warmer than 45 degrees in October.
It is science. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
831
Midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in March vs midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in November twitter.com/lvgthedreamiow…
832
Midwest Spring Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - sun screen
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- shorts and hoodie
10pm- winter coat
833
When uncivilized people trying calling it bags instead of cornhole
837
Midwesterners passing each other in the store
838
Ope
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ Scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right by ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and grab a slice of gas station pizza
839
People from the Midwest are another breed..
Immune to the extreme high and low temperatures
If you ask us it’s not the heat it’s the humidity
And it’s not the cold but the dang wind
842
Does anyone still cook a roast with potatoes onions and carrots anymore or is the Midwest going down hill?
843
The UK drives on the left side of the road, midwesterners drive on what’s left of the road we are not the same
844
The fact Wisconsin hasn’t stolen the Upper Peninsula of Michigan says everything you need to know about Midwest nice
845
Midwesterner 1: smell that?
Midwesterner 2: yep
Californian: huh?
Midwesterner 1: rain shower rolling in
846
Babe you good? You barely said “COWS” when we passed them a second ago.
848
Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “living the dream”: free
849
Midwesterners love commenting on:
1. How the crops are looking
2. How high the river is
3. The rain that “we really needed”
4. Their neighbors yards
850
We are all living in a Midwest simulation
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody