Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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therapist: what do we say when someone is mean to us? midwesterners: no worries, seriously not a problem its my bad, leftovers are in the fridge therapist: no
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❄️❄️❄️ ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️❄️❄️ ❄️ ❄️❄️❄️ Don’t mind if I drop a few inches on ya
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There Are Eight Parts to a Perfect Midwest Super Bowl Party 8. Seven layer dip 7. Charcuterie board (aka meat and cheese) 6. Lil smokies 5. Meatballs (toothpick) 4. Nachos 3. Chicken wings 2. Rotel + hamburger Queso 1. Buffalo chicken dip
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Midwesterners looking for significantly discounted clothing twitter.com/paigekrphillip…
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Need cheese curds
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It is 30 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is in the Midwest right now
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Growing up in the Midwest means “let’s go drive around” for fun
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What do you do for fun in the Midwest? Me: well I start by kicking the ice chunks off of my car
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Midwesterners know you don’t measure distance by miles you measure it in time
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Like my grandpa probably always said “never shovel or scrape snow that a leaf blower can remove”
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“Lows approaching -30 overnight in the Midwest this weekend” Midwesterner: yeah but it really isn’t that bad without the wind
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Nobody: Midwesterners: I can’t wait for 35°
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I was today years old when I learned I lived in Antarctica
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South: this is the coldest it’s been in decades Northerners: cold?! I was born in an igloo. My first job was for Santa in the North Pole and I rode a polar bear to work every day. We eat ice for breakfast
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The north coming to help the south
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Winter Summer 🤝 Sleeping with the fan on
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If you compliment a Midwesterner on an item of clothing be prepared for a full explanation of how they got it at a justifiable discount
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-10° Vs. 20°
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Shorts 👏 and 👏 hoodie 👏 weather 👏
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Nothing says midwesterner like driving with the windows down because it's above 50 degrees in February & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
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It is customary to have 16 types of coat when living in the Midwest and you will use all of them within the span of a few hours
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Therapist: you have to stop apologizing every time you need help Midwesterner: do you think you could help me with that? Sorry, if not no worries Therapist:
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Midwest culture is partying in your basement, garage or shed and it’s beautiful
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It’s illegal not to go outside and enjoy the day