776
Midwest Super Bowl Winner Prediction
Rt Chiefs Fav Packers
778
Ranch goes with pizza. I said what I said
779
True midwesterners know you’ve only needed a coat 10 days so far this winter
780
Bernie looks like he’s running errands with his kids on Saturday morning
781
You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But this is a walking taco not a
~taco in a bag~
782
People in the Midwest when it’s 60 degrees vs people in California when it’s 60
784
Midwest Grandmas twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
785
If you wanted to go nowhere fast this was it
786
Midwest Snow Removal Guide
2> inches : leaf blower
2-6 inches : send kids to shovel
6-9 inches : dad goes out to help
10+ inches : call the guy with the plow or Ariens snowblower
789
“When covid is over” is starting to sound a whole lot like “tell your folks I say hi”
790
“Hey Buddy” either means hello friend or there is a fight starting in 5 seconds
791
Nobody:
Midwesterners: not so bad without the wind today
792
Aaron Rodgers in the back of a pickup midwinter with a case of beer is peak Midwest living
793
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Cold
Feb - Bitterly Cold
Mar - Potholes from hell
Apr - Cold with Rain
May - 🌪
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - instant sweat
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
794
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┃┃╱╲ In this
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╱ 30° w/ no wind ____ ╲
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795
It’s like a second fridge that we keep in the garage or basement and we only use it for beer, freezing meat or soup and is typically a hand me down from an older relative
796
Midwesterners just get in and drive because enough of the windshield and is clear twitter.com/PLENTYCASH_WAV…
797
As a Midwesterner I pride myself in being able to step outside, smell the air, and know a polar vortex is coming
798
Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 Ope sorry 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
799
Stop talking trash about different Midwest states:
Minnesota is ICONIC
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois is MAGNIFICENT
Michigan is GREAT
Ohio
Iowa is CUTTING EDGE
800
The 10 levels of midwestern anger
10. “Jeez Louise”
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Hey Buddy!”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”
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