701
There’s a lot of talk on midwesterners saying “ope” all the time.
What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing
702
It’s funny when midwesterners say “the other day” because it could mean yesterday or 1992
704
Nobody:
Midwesterners: winter is coming. I can smell it
705
“Just up the road” = 1 block to 280 miles
706
Midwest Logic:
↑ ┃ ❄️
Snow ┃ ╱
In ┃ ╱
October┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┗━━━━━━━
Decorating early for
Christmas 🎅🏼
707
“it’s cold”
Midwesterner a hoodie and shorts: you think this is cold? Wow. I was born in the snow. I eat icicles for breakfast. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily because we’re genetically immune after generations of suffering.
708
Life in the Midwest until someone eventually passes away
709
Every midwesterner knows the only way to get warm in a cold car is scream as loud as possible and rub your hands together
710
“WELP!”
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going and typically followed by “I ‘spose”
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options
711
New York: skyscrapers!
LA: California girls 🤪
South: everything is bigger here
Midwest: COWS
712
“tHe MiDwEsT DoEsN’T hAvE aNy CuLtUrE”
Oh yeah? Explain this
713
This picture smells like
rotel cheese dip
lil smokies
meatballs
and chili
714
Midwesterners believe they have found a cure to the coronavirus
715
us: thanksgiving
Midwest: christmas :)
us: but it’s November🍂
Midwest: christmas :) ❄️🎄😍
716
Driving in the morning with a frosted windshield twitter.com/SportsCenter/s…
717
How can something be so dry and so moist at the same time
718
“Tell your folks I said hi”
Me: will do!
*most likely will forget to do*
719
Culvers cheese curds are not addicting
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
720
Learn Midwestern Before the Holidays
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
722
Why did everyones grandma have this clock? twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
723
Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks beer
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from the Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
724
Stranger: Hey where you from?
Midwesterner: Name every big city close by and say “around that area” rather than explaining where I’m actually from
725
In the Midwest we don't stop at stop signs, we do what we call "a rolling stop" or slide through the stop in slush and snow
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