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Midwest billboards
“Cheese store”
“Jesus saves”
“Casino”
“Culvers next right”
“Beer and tobacco”
“Historic main st”
“16 Cracker Barrels exit now”
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Top Midwest Sides
9. Oreo fluff
8. Cheesy potatoes
7. Jello Salad
6. Seven layer dip
5. Pickle wraps
4. Puppy Chow
3. Crock pot meatballs
2. Scotcharoos
1. Buffalo Chicken Dip
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“Must be a lot safer in the Midwest without hurricanes”
Midwest:
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Strong Midwest energy twitter.com/KahlieRhae/sta…
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⚠️THIS IS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAKE SHELTER NOW⚠️
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Midwesterners on vacation:
1. Wake up at 6 AM
2. Drive 14 hours instead of fly
3. Puts address in GPS, uses route they “know” is quicker
4. Live off of gas station food
5. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
6. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else
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The 9 levels of midwestern anger
9. “For crying out loud”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”
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Midwest Mom sayings:
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell your parents I say hello”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
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Rt If you read this as “Ope Nope” because your Midwest roots over power logic
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📍Midwesterners
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Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
“It’s really not so bad out without the humidity”
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Midwest power dad sayings:
gets bill at restaurant: *looks at youngest child* "Hope you brought your wallet"
flips over meat on the grill “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is “time for you to get a watch”
“are you air conditioning the whole neighborhood?”
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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Midwesterners meeting for the first time:
“I’m from a small town”
“How many kids were in ur graduating class?”
“We had one gas station!”
“Oh yah... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day?!”
“What’s a stoplight?”
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My body is not a temple it is a storage unit for Culver’s cheese curds
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Midwest nice is holding the door open uncomfortably long for the person following you into the building
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Heaven on earth? 75 degrees with no humidity in the Midwest in August
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If you have the AC running today a Midwest Dad will have a stroke twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Two seasons in the Midwest:
“Not so bad without the humidity”
“Not so bad without the wind”
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