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The Midwest Taught Me:
1. How to smell a storm
2. Dress in layers
3. Experiencing four seasons in an hour
4. How to drive in the snow
5. Olympic level Cornhole skill
6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere”
7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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It’s all fun and games until kids realize that zoom killed any chance of a good old fashioned snow day this year
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midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat
679
If you or a loved one has been personally victimized by Midwest weather you may be entitled to financial compensation
682
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
and no humidity
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Growing up in the Midwest is going with your parents to pick something up from a friend and waiting in the car for 20 minutes while they talk.
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Sick and tired of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns, cornfields and Kwik Trips. They forget it’s also a lot of slowed traffic from road construction and deer that enjoy jumping in front of vehicles
686
Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
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Ranking the best Halloween candy:
1. Reese’s
2. Snickers
3. Sour patch kids
4. Twix
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles
8. Starburst
9. Butterfinger
10. Babe Ruth
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56. Licorice
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99. Tide Pods
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176. Candy corn
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Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. You don’t know this yet but your significant other is making chili for dinner. life is good.
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The Culvers deluxe with cheese curds is the best fast food meal you can get in the Midwest fight me on this twitter.com/ebosays/status…
690
Midwest Fall Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - shorts and hoodie
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- bug spray
10pm- winter coat
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Relationships should be 50/50. I bring the buffalo chicken dip you bring the puppy chow
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Midwesterners:
↑ ┃ 🍁
Mood ┃ ╱
Level ┃ ╱
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# of days with perfect
shorts and hoodie weather
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If a Midwesterner drops something in the cornfield and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
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As it gets colder midwesterners begin to point out driveways that will be “tough to get up in the winter”
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*small town Midwest*
Friend: what should we do?
Me: idk drive 45 minutes to our favorite restaurant?
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Living in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45 min drive)
📏
📏
📍
Your favorite restaurant
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Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
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Trick or treating is all fun and games in the Midwest until you’re Spider Man in a jacket
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody