627
Nobody:
Midwesterners: Ope better mow the lawn today before it rains tomorrow
629
Part of being a midwesterner is getting overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state
630
One of the biggest struggles of growing up in the Midwest is explaining what these are
631
If you drank out of this as a kid you’re immune to the Coronavirus
632
📍Midwesterners
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📍Driving because it’s only 14 hours away
633
It’s funny that people think the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a lot of driving around on roads full of potholes, construction, random waves to passing cars and avoiding deer on the way to Kwik Trip
634
It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it’s never ok to assume you got to the four way stop first. Wave your fellow midwesterners through
635
Me: I’m bored this place sucks
Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring
Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we wake up every morning eat corn and cheese for breakfast and feed the world with our own two hands I will bury you in ranch dressing over this
636
therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?
Midwesterners: say “it’s all good no worries”
therapist: no
637
Which one are you bringing to the function?
638
You might be from the Midwest if you check the fields on a road trip and wonder if crops will be knee high by the Fourth of July
639
Do you dip your pizza in ranch or are you not from the Midwest?
640
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ sunscreen
🔘 a day without humidity and
sweating as soon as i step outside
641
(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
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( (> lemme just
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> squeeze past you and grab
/ \ the ranch
642
Why does every midwestern home have one of these?
643
Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and bring you to a corn field in the middle of nowhere
644
Top 5 Midwest Power Couples
5. Potholes + your vehicle
4. Beer + big storms
3. Butter + sweet corn
2. Driving around + windows down
1. “Ope” + “lemme sneak past ya”
645
Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and you drive 14 hours instead of flying on a family vacation
646
“Name an extreme Midwest sport”
When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
647
Small town midwest is choosing between the town firework show or the neighbor who bought $10k worth of mortars
648
Midwesterners: I might have a salad
The salad:
649
In order to properly meet someone in the Midwest you must somehow know a neighbor, relative, distant relative or someone who went to school with them
650
Midwest Anthem:
Turn left
Detour now y’all
Road closed this time
Left lane closed too
Merrrrrrge to the right
Merrrrrge to the left
FREEZE
Everybody traffic jam
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody