601
If you’ve been hit with “hi hungry I’m dad” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
602
Midwesterners didn’t need a pandemic as an excuse to party in the garage
603
40 degrees all week followed by 70 and 80 next week is peak Midwest
605
A big part of being a midwesterner is pretending that a sunny 45 degrees 25 mph day is really nice out
607
The pasty/ashy legs of the midwesterner arise from the shadows as shorts and hoodie weather is upon us
608
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a thunderstorm and tornado to entertain me during quarantine
609
Hold up... what is this called?
A. Sloppy Joe
B. Maid Rite
C. TAVERN¿
D. Loose Meat Sandwich
610
“Where are you from?”
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
611
Yeah she’s cute but will she land a bag on the board in crunch time at the family Cornhole tournament? 👏
612
Been in quarantine so long I bumped into my coffee table just so I could remember how to “ope, sorry”
613
Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you’d rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I’m sorry for asking
614
You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and end up apologizing to your car
616
Fail Proof Midwest List:
- Cold beer after mowing the lawn
- One finger wave on country roads
- Bonfires on cool nights
- “Ope sorry” in a crowd
- Ranch on anything
- Long drives to Kwik Trip for fun
- Dads saying “for crying out loud” when angry
617
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks I’m just browsing
618
Spring Driving in the Midwest
🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
619
Midwesterners when they flash headlights to warn for deer or police on the road coming up
620
Allow the Midwest to educate you this evening
622
In the Midwest we don’t say “I’m leaving” we slap both hands on our knees and say “well I spose” which means it was time to go 30 minutes ago but we’re too polite to rush off
624
Never forget this all time midwest sports moment
625
Midwest translation for anyone visiting over Memorial weekend:
“Jeet yet”: have you eaten food in the last few hours
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody