Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(古い順)

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Midwesterners: wake up today and Get This 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽
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If you think the Midwest is just a bunch of corn fields, Kwik Trips, and potholes you should | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ Educate yourself it’s also a lot of driving around looking for things to do
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WHAT DO WE WANT???? | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | Spring. | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ WHEN DO WE WANT IT???? | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | NOW | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ *doesnt get it till June*
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You’re not from the Midwest if u don’t validate weather appropriately -20°: “wouldnt be that cold without the wind” 100°: I’m only sweating bc of the humidity 40 in February: yup its officially shorts and hoodie szn 45°: driving with the windows down bc its finally “nice out”
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Mother Nature: you cannot have -46 wind chills Thursday and then 42 degrees on Saturday, that’s an 88 degree difference in 2 days. Midwest: hold my corn
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A poem: Will it rain? Will it snow? I live in the Midwest So I don’t know.. Probably both twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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it’s officially cold enough to where it’s actually illegal. Due to this inclement weather, the Midwest will be closed today.
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Winter in the Midwest? Oh you mean “It’s officially slip and bust my ass season” or “why do I live here szn”
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Listing the top 3 midwesterner talents: 1. ability to smell a storm before it comes is our sixth sense 2. driving miles to your destination with a completely frosted windshield 3. apologizing uncontrollably to everything. it’s a curse and a blessing. we’re sorry. ope
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4. Olympic level athleticism when playing cornhole 5. Refusal to wear a jacket bc “Im only walking from my car to the building” strength is unmatched 6. The extreme thoughtfulness to put ur paper plate upside down in the trash to not offend whoever made the stuff you didnt eat
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Currently the Midwest be like:
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If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
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Midwesterners are different
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This is not acceptable even in the Midwest twitter.com/brebbbbb/statu…
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Midwesterners: ↑ ┃ 🌨️ Mood ┃ ╱ Level ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┃ ╱ ┗━━━━━━━ # of big storms throughout the year
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Living in the Midwest me 📍 📏 (45 min drive) 📏 📏 📍 The mall
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This silo collapse is Midwest satisfaction
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The 4 types of midwest cold: -brisk cold w/ no wind. Perfect for running - Christmas movie cold, snowy and feels like being slapped with peppermint magic - Mercenary cold. Sharp. Windy. Dry. Will cut you. - time warp cold. So cold everything stops even Midwest schools
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Windows down kind of day
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Summoning circle, hope this works:                        🕯               🕯              🕯        🕯                             🕯     🕯 An early spring 🕯         🕯                           🕯                🕯              🕯                         🕯
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Midwesterner DNA ❄️ 🌽 🍻🌪   🧀  ☔️🚧 🌽 🍻 🧀  ❄️ 🌽  🍻 🌪 ☔️ 🌽🥓   🧀  🍻🌽 ❄️  🚧 🍻  🌪 🥓   🌽 ☔️  🧀  🍻🌽 🚧🍻 🌪 ❄️
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“Where you from?” “Illinois” “Ohh ok what’s that by?” “Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana...” “Um where?” “The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield east of Lake Michigan and my Dad’s name is Sawyer Bean soy bean for short.”
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Rt Bags Fav Cornhole
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“The snow is gone it’ll be nice to drive again!” Midwest roads: