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Packing outfits for the Midwest:
- T-shirt
- shorts
- hoodie
- pants
- rain jacket
- tornado jacket
- winter coat
- sub zero snow suit
- sunscreen and bathing suit
477
“I think we landed” is the most midwestern response ever after a near death experience twitter.com/ABC7Chicago/st…
478
👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿
👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾 👉🏽👉🏼Ope srry👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿
👉🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👈🏿
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City people :
- no smiling
- no eye contact
- don’t acknowledge your presence
Small town Midwest :
- smile and wave
- hold the door open
- How are your kids by the way?
480
South Dakota is on an indefinite suspension from the Midwest twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/st…
481
Midwest nice can be exhausting:
- how are you?
- how are your parents/kids?
- can I get you anything to eat/drink?
- can I do your chores?
- do you need me to smile, wave, slightly nod my head or hold the door open for you?
- can I mow your lawn?
- do you want my house?
482
Can you help me with this if not no worries I’m sorry
483
Midwest phone be like
╭━━━━━╮
┃ ══ ┃
┃█████┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
┃ Buy ranch┃
┃ ┃
┃Ok ┃
┃█████┃
┃ ○ ┃
╰━━━━━╯
484
today is 50 degrees and by thanksgiving we will have six inches of snow
Ope
485
“Apologizing after asking for help is not a personality trait”
Ope it is in the Midwest
486
Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ ope, excuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right by ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and grab some stuffing
487
“You can throw the extra food and drinks on the porch”
488
When driving past a field of cows on a road trip it is entirely acceptable to notify the entire car of their presence
“COWS”
489
There are currently tornado warnings and blizzard warnings in the Midwest
HOLD MY CORN
490
Midwest moms watching from the window while their children shovel snow
491
Watch out for your ex this midwestern wind is blowing trash everywhere
492
*hears sirens*
*looks outside and sees sun*
“Oh yeah it’s just the first Wednesday of the month”
493
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
494
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 more fridge space so I’ll probably use the garage in the meantime
495
Midwesterners online: "10°? Ha, maybe I'll wear a light jacket haha"
Midwesterners in private, to their friends: "HOLY Sh** man I don't know how much longer we can keep this facade up this is actually hell I can't walk outside without my eyeballs freezing over"
496
It’s officially “why do I live here” season
497
Midwest life is this on repeat until someone passes away
498
If you haven’t apologized to an inanimate object after bumping into it you’re not from here
499
I am a midwesterner and I am
🔘Cold
🔘Not cold
☑️Wouldn’t be that bad without the wind
500
alright midwesterners... you can get rid of one thing for 2020
retweet for humidity
fav for the wind
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