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Stop talking trash about different Midwest states:
Minnesota is ICONIC
Wisconsin is INSPIRING
Ohio is MAGNIFICENT
Michigan is STELLAR
Illinois
Iowa is CUTTING EDGE
428
Yeah sex is good but have you ever had Culver’s cheese curds?
429
No one:
Midwesterners: ~muggy~
431
Midwest culture is that fridge in your garage or basement that a relative was “gettin’ rid of” and is now used strictly for Busch Light
432
cultural impact:
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Ranch Ketchup
433
midwesterner midwesterner
🤝
Leaving no early than 20 mins
after the first “alright I spose” goodbye
434
as a midwesterner, fall is the superior season. shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time when we are thriving. living our best life, if you will.
435
Good night to everybody except the people who don’t apologize profusely after asking for a favor like a healthy midwesterner
436
Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You don’t know yet but you’ll experience every season in a span of 4 hours. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. life is good. Ope
437
If you see a midwesterner today give them space, they’re enjoying a perfect fall day and nothing compares
438
“It can’t snow in September”
Midwest: hold my corn
439
If a midwesterners drops something in a field and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
440
Rt dinner
Fav supper
441
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house
442
cultural impact:
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Ope I’m sorry
443
Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
445
Nobody:
Midwesterners: better mow the lawn today before it blizzards tomorrow
446
Darron on behalf of the Midwest welcome looks like you’re adjusting quickly twitter.com/DLeeMG8/status…
447
Welcome to the Midwest
Winter is at 7 am
Spring starts at 11:15 am
Summer is at 2 pm
And fall starts around 5:30
Glad you could make it!
448
Midwest Food Pyramid
Ranch
Cheesy potatoes Steak
Scotcheroos Sweet corn
Sloppy joes Tater Tot Casserole
449
Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
450
ppl from the Midwest be “why would I fly when it’s only a 15 hr drive”