376
It’s common in Michigan when someone thanks you for something, you don’t say you’re welcome. You simply just reply by saying, “No problem”
377
The most Midwestern thing you’ll read all day
378
Midwesterners justifying summer heat “it wouldn’t be so bad if we had a little breeze”
379
Every Midwesterner asking for help politely
380
What do you call these?
Rt scotcheroos
Fav special k bar
381
*Culver’s but the truest statement yet this week
382
*sees cattle grouped together close to the fence line*
Anyone - “Awww look at the cute cows assembling together”
Intellectual Midwesterner- “The herd have gathered... there must be a storm coming”
384
Midwesterners walking their alien out of Area 51
385
Midwest culture is a never ending cycle of “alright well...” to signal that it’s time to leave, the other person responding with “yeah I suppose”.
*light leg tap*
**both people getting up ready to go**
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ ranch
🔘 a day without humidity and
sweating as soon as i step outside
387
This is how far midwesterners go to hold the door open for someone in public
388
the most midwestern thing you’ll read all day
389
midwest culture is:
-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”
-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door
-apologizing to your car after hitting a pothole
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Fun things do in small town midwest:
-admire road work
-go to Walmart
-bonfire/shed parties
-run through a field
-watch tornado
-“Drive your tractor” to school day
-experience 4 seasons in 4 days
-shorts and hoodie weather
-say ope at 17 times in one day
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The 9 levels of midwestern anger
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”midwestvseverybody.com/products/ope-d…
393
Summer is coming to an end and we still haven’t decided the most important midwest debate
what’s this game called?
RT: cornhole
Fav: bags
394
Midwest culture is saying
“Alright I spose’...” to signal you’re preparing to leave, and the other person responds with "Well, I guess I'll let you go.." Then someone lightly slaps their knee, u both get up get ready to go and stand and chat in the doorway for another 15 minutes
396
I don’t care how old you get when you drive past a field with cows it’s mandatory to announce their presence “COWS”
398
I’m a:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Midwesterner
Looking to:
⚪️Corn
⚪️Fix potholes
🔘Ope, just squeeze right past you real quick & grab that ranch dressing
399
Driving in the Midwest 😂
(credit: charlie berens)
400
*Midwest dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brain:
Don't say it
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Dad:
"You guys ready to rock and roll?"
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody