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8 levels of midwestern anger
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “Listen here pal”
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Son of a gun”
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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Midwesterner DNA
🍻 🌽
🍻🌽
🌽
🌽🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽🍻
🍻
🍻🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻🌽
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
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*Summer in the Midwest*
Me: this is the best place to live, f*** anyone who disagrees! This is paradise
*Winter*
This is the worst place on earth who the f*** decided to live in hell
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Fun things do in small town midwest:
-admire road work
-go to Walmart
-bonfire/shed parties
-run through a field
-lay cornhole
-“Drive your tractor” school day
-drink pop, not soda
-experience 4 seasons in 4 days
-shorts and hoodie weather
-say ope at 17 times in one day
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Alright midwest, let’s settle this now..
what’s this snack called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag
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Why you Netflix and chillin’ when you could be cornhole and grillin’
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midwest culture is:
-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”
-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door
-blaming the wind otherwise it wouldn’t be so cold
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in the midwest we wake up every morning and..
Get
This
🌽🌽🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
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The Lawerence Kansas PD encouraging people to not shoot at tornadoes is the most midwestern thing you’ll read all day
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“Where you from?”
“The midwest”
“Where in the midwest?”
*a small town*
“Ohh ok what’s that by?”
“Chicago, a suburb...”
“Um where?”
“The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield south of the Minnesota border and my Dad’s name is Dekalb Seed.”
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Name something more relaxing than a thunderstorm while you sleep... I’ll wait 🌩
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nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: “it’s wednesday my people"
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In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeet?”
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Midwest DNA
⛈ 🌦
🌪 🌧
☀️
🌤 ❄️
🌨 🌦
❄️ ⛈
🌩 🌤
☀️ 🌦
🌪
🌤 🌦
⛈ 🌦
💨 ☔️
⛈ 🌊
🌬 💨
❄️
⛈ 🌨
☂️ 🌪
🌤 🌨
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If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from the Midwest
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living in the Midwest probs 😂
(credit: andrewwiknerr)
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If you think the Midwest is just a bunch of corn fields, suicidal deer, and potholes you should
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Educate yourself
it’s also a lot of driving around looking for things to do
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People in the Midwest:
People who used to live in the Midwest:
how’s that cold feel??? SO glad I moved away! Sunny and 80 where I’m at. I don’t miss snow or that indecisive weather AT ALL! Don’t be too jealous!!!
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New day, same routine.
zzz
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∧_∧ Let’s get this corn.
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The junk drawer is a spiritual place in every midwestern home
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