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Every midwestern girl when they see a dog
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Ope
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hold on lemme just
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sneak by ya
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and grab some ranch
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Yeah she’s cute but will she land a bag on the board in crunch time at the family cornhole tournament? 👏🏻
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no one:
midwesterner brain:
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Midwestern proposal:
*getting down on one knee*
“will you marry me if not all good no worries”
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Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
Drive down there= literally any direction
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WHAT DO WE WANT????
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WHEN DO WE WANT IT????
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Hear me out
🌧⛈🌧🌧🌧⛈🌧🌧⛈🌧
light spring rain and thunder is soothing
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Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around Walmart or the
mall for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”
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Midwesterners be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
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things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- psoriasis/eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
- physical abnormalities
things that DO make you ugly
- calling “walking tacos” ~taco in a bag~
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ Spring
⚪️ Electricity
🔘 Shorts & hoodie weather
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📍people from the Midwest
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📍pizza
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How To Use Ope
You’re in the way: “Ope, sorry.”
Suddenly called upon: “Ope, okay.”
It makes sense now: “Ope, got it.”
Late for something: “Ope, let’s go.”
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: When Eminem said “Ope there goes gravity” we really felt that
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Mother Nature: you cannot have 70 degree weather, rain, snow and then sleet all in one week
Midwest: hold my corn
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*small town midwest introduction*
Kid 1: “I’m from a small town”
Kid 2: “OH YA, HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN YOUR GRADUATING CLASS? I HAD 20.”
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Literally no one:
“Severe weather warning, everyone please find shelter immediately”
midwesterners:
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody