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Top 5 Power Couples:
5) Chrissy Teigen & John Legend
4) Faith Hill & Tim McGraw
3) Ashton Kutcher & Mika Kunis
2) Michelle & Barack Obama
1) 40 degrees & Shorts Weather
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Midwest small town rivalry is saying that your town is great, has a better coffee shop, and is way better at sports. The next town over is terrible in all regards.
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As a Midwesterner I pride myself in being able to step outside, smell the air, and know its going to be a beautiful day
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Only midwesterners will understand. #ranchiseverything
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Midwesterners don’t get offended easily UNLESS when people don’t do the one finger wave back at you while driving
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The Midwest: the land of ‘opes and dreams midwestvseverybody.com/collections/la…
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as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living the best life, if you will.
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Midwestern families on vacation:
*goes to take picture*
“Ope”
*removes lens cap*
“That would probably help huh”
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If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play a game of cornhole
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When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
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person: so where are YOU from
me: uh, Chicago...well a suburb of Chicago
person: oh where
me: you’ve never heard of it
person: where
me: *tells them*
person: nope never heard of it twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Midwestern dads anxious for mowing season 😂
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There’s all these tweets about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “no worries” vs “you’re fine” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
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Checklist for a Midwesterner vacation:
☑️ Wisconsin Dells
☑️ Mall of America
☑️ Kansas City airport
☑️ visiting the “Windy City”
☑️ 4 hour trip to any amusement park
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Stranger: “Yeah I’ll have a soda”
People from the Midwest: “Wtf did you just say?”
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How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Cold Rain
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out and sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
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“we can’t have all 4 seasons in a week”
Midwest: hold my corn
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Yup, this is accurate twitter.com/tye_ruf/status…
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midwestern talent: being able to smell the rain before it comes is our sixth sense
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Only in the Midwest do you cancel your tornado drill because of a winter storm in April
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“You can’t have all 4 seasons in one week”
The Midwest:
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Rt if you’re in sunshine
Fav if you’re in a blizzard
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody