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southerners: wow this snow is so pretty!
midwesterners: this isn’t even snow yet folks- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and I drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice every meal. i can’t wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.
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Yeah sex is good, but have you ever driven with the windows down in 40 degree weather in March?
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Midwesterners in paradise twitter.com/barstoolsports…
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midwesterners lose their shit when that 45° weather hits lmfao
bouta go to work in a pair of shorts lmao
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it’s spring in the midwest and it’s
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
🔘 both
because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
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Midwesterners when the forecasted temp is above 50 degrees
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The epitome of Midwesterners:
A packed gym
Everyone walking around going “Ope, sorry”
“Let me just SQUEEZE past ya there”
“Oh no don’t worry”
“Wanna drink some POP”
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midwesterners when it hits a high of 40 twitter.com/Lmenchaca00/st…
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Midwesterners be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
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Midwesterner 40 degree weather starter pack:
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The most powerful and demented people on earth are midwesterners when it’s above 50 degrees in March
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Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different
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“The National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning. Seek shelter immediately”
Midwesterners:
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If you're from the Midwest and your dad looks like this
You will too someday.
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Coming to a windshield near you twitter.com/earthvisuals/s…
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Why Netflix and chill when you can cornhole and grill
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Most of America at stoplights 🚦:
green - go
yellow - prepare to stop
red - stop
Midwesterners:
green - go
yellow - go faster
red - make sure there ain’t no
police around then go
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*midwesteener hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits 2 curbs*
“Ope. Ope.”
*hits a pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
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People in the city: *no eye contact* *no smiling* *do not acknowledge other people’s presence*
Me, a Midwesterner: hello stranger I noticed you didn’t smile so I just wanted to make sure everything was ok. Is there anything I can do to help? How are your kids by the way? Ope.
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Stranger: hey where you from?
Midwesterner: *names all the cities that are geographically close to your town and saying “around that area” because it’s not actually worth trying to explain where you’re from*
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody