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[restaurant getting crowded]
midwestern dads: looks like we got here just in time 😎
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What contributed the most to surviving boredom in small town Midwest?
5% hanging out in the mall
5% “let’s go to McDonalds”
15% going to Walmart
75% driving around before doing
one of those three
65,377,684 votes • Final results
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nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: "it’s wednesday my people"
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Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit? Like ope, sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope ya’ll get pulled over.
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The 4 uses of ‘Ope’
1. You’re in the way- “ope, sorry”
2. Suddenly called upon- “ope, okay”
3. It makes sense now- “ope, got it”
4. Late for something- “ope, let’s go”
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Can you really call yourself a midwesterner if you don’t understand the struggle of hitting a pot hole so hard that you apologize to your car out loud?
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midwest culture is driving with your windows down when it’s only 42 degrees out bc “it finally feels nice outside”
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People from the Midwest are another breed..
Withstand the extreme high and low temperatures? We’re immuned.
If you ask us we’ll blame the humidity not the heat
And it’s never the cold but the dang wind
We will dip ANYTHING in ranch
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Every time a Midwesterner says “ope” or “lemme just squeeze by ya,” a pot hole bursts forth through a road that’ll probably never be filled
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No one:
Midwesterners: twitter.com/odishhhhh/stat…
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Winter:
a. lightning
b. thunder
c. blizzard
d. -40° ➡️ 60°
Midwest: “all of the above”
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Roses are red
Snows got us pinned
Midwesterners get bread
Wouldn’t be bad w/o the wind
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“Tornado warning, everyone please find shelter immediately”
midwesterners:
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How to accurately measure wind in the Midwest
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“I’ll start your car for you” and “watch out for deer” is midwestern language for I love you
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Nothing says a midwesterner experience like driving to target with your windows down because it's 45 degrees & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
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7 Up cures all illness in the eyes of Midwest mothers.
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the old men who shovel the sidewalks after a snowstorm are the midwestern heroes we don’t deserve
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“You either ope this world or it opes you”
giving away 3 free shirts ‼️
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anybody: “how are you”
midwesterners: “wouldn’t be bad without the wind”
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God bless this man’s soul 🙌 twitter.com/culvers/status…
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winter in the midwest is driving to school with your windshield half frosted hoping there isn’t a deer hiding in the field you just passed going 70 mph
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody