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Is it cold or is it just the wind? That is the Midwest question.
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In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming
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Only the Midwest is bold enough to put a patty size cheese curd on a burger
The CurderBurger @culvers is back 👀
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Driving in the Midwest at 6pm is an extreme sport
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It is illegal to drive by cows in the Midwest and not say “COWS!”
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Watch for deer
There’s food in the fridge
I started your car this morning because it was cold
Midwestern for I love you
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I believe in science. I also believe 60° in September is colder than 60° in April.
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Shorts and hoodie weather this week. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
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Spirit Halloween getting ready to take over abandoned Midwest strip malls
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“That has to be tough to get up in the winter”
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“My body is a temple” okay mine is this abandoned Midwest dollar general
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*hits 50°*
Midwesterners: mmmm soup weather :)
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“WELP!”
1. An exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
2. A phrase when a person has no good options
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Rt Wednesday
Fav Tuesday
Comment Saturday
Trying to see something
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody