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Nobody:
Midwesterners : corn is looking good this year
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Dollar General when they see an open field in the smallest Midwest town
254
Speak midwestern
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about
Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”
Ope: shorthand apology
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“Can you just fix a few potholes?”
Midwest:
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: I can smell a storm brewing
259
“Midwesterners will make 7 different salads for the fourth and none of them will have lettuce”
Midwesterner: do you want to come over or not?
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In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
261
“I’ve lived in the Midwest my whole life”
*doesn’t know what temperature to use to get rid of fog on the window*
265
Dad: “How do you like your burger cooked?”
*cooks them all the same*
Cheers Dad’s 🍻
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Every Midwesterner has wondered if they could drive underneath
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Due to inflation the Midwest goodbye has been lengthened by 3 hours
270
Gas prices starting to look like the cost of beef jerky
271
Growing up in small town Midwest is looking up a restaurants menu on Facebook because none of them have websites
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Nobody:
Minnesota: what if we built the biggest Taco Bell ever
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody