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People love the Midwest until they’re stuck at a 4 way stop for 20 minutes wondering who got there first
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In the Midwest it is customary to accept a compliment by explaining how you got the item at a significant discount “thank you I got it cheap at Kohls”
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Midwest DNA
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The Midwest Taught Me:
1. How to smell a storm
2. Dress in layers
3. Expect four seasons in an hour
4. How to drive in the snow and rain
5. Olympic level Cornhole skill
6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere”
7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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⚠️ SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS in your area ⚠️
Midwesterners:
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Picture this. It’s a crisp fall day in the Midwest with no humidity. You have your favorite hoodie on. Life is good
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One does not simply make a list for Target. You go to the store and Target tells you what to buy.
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If you hear a Midwesterner say “all good don’t worry about it” just know they are fighting for their life
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“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that gets ya” well Cheryl that’s true but it’s also 100° outside
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Nothing says date night in the Midwest like driving 45 minutes to your favorite restaurant
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Growing up in the Midwest is knowing that it’s not worth explaining where you’re actually from, just name the biggest city closest to you and get on with your life
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Nothing gets Midwesterners going like a new gas station in their town
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How many likes can this corn on the cob get?
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Midwesterners that do this save an average of 9 years during their lifetime
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Something that feels Midwestern but isn’t: Not knowing the streets but knowing how to get there
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Pulling up to a 4-way stop in the Midwest and deciding who goes first
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody