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Eminem: snap back to reality 🎶
Midwesterners: OPE there goes gravity 🎵
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Midwesterners love making a big pot of chili and eating it for the next four days
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You either Ope this world or it opes you
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In the Midwest “I’ll let you go” means this phone call is going long
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Every Midwest relationship consists of someone who is too hot and someone who is too cold fighting for control of the thermostat
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If a midwesterner bumps into an inanimate object when nobody is around do they still “Ope sorry”?
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Nobody prepares you for the first Midwest pothole that makes your soul leave your body
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The scariest part about spooky season in the Midwest is that you could be in a blizzard, tornado, flash flood or 85° and sunny