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The official walls of I grew up in the Midwest
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Kids today get a push notification that school is cancelled instead of having to wake up early and watch the news like the NFL draft
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Things to remember when in the Midwest
1. If someone waves you through a 4 way stop, just go, it doesn’t have to make sense.
2. Chili is better on the second day.
3. “Living the dream” is a cry for help.
4. “Alright, welp” is a sign that it’s time to go.
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POV it’s pizza day at a Midwest grade school
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It is illegal to enter through the front door of a midwesterners home, you must use the garage
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Trying to explain where you’re from in the Midwest if you aren’t from Chicago or Minneapolis
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Nobody:
Midwest kids on Friday night: let’s go to Walmart
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Therapist: why do you apologize after asking for help
Midwesterner: because it’s impolite to inconvenience someone
Therapist: 🤦♂️
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Every midwesterners favorite weather is the wind dying down
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More than a 70° difference from last Thursday to this Thursday in the Midwest and that sums up our entire existence twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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BREAKING: midwesterners stuck on the front porch unable to wrap up their goodbyes before heading home from holiday gatherings
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Take a drink every time a Midwesterner says “it’s not so bad out today now that the wind has died down”
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On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 walking tacos
9 lemme sneak past ya’s
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 winter storms
3 Welp, alright’s
2 one finger waves
And a 45 minute doorway goodbye
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Welcome to the Midwest dress for anything
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Midwest Gas Stations in a blizzard:
Pay inside or at the pump?
Car wash?
Do you want this receipt?
If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me?
If I wrote you a love letter would write back?
Are you made cause I’m asking you 21 questions?
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