76
Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, ranch and 40° in February is shorts weather
Ope
77
a midwest state really had a “husband calling” competition
78
*the very first split second midwesterners think winter might be over*
Mother Nature:
79
Midwesterners be like “rear defrost will take care of that”
81
You Vs. the guy she
tells you not
to worry about
84
nobody:
midwesterners reaching an all time satisfaction kicking this off
85
Midwest “nice” hits different with a little nice weather
86
In parts of the Midwest, the left car lane is reserved for drivers that wish to drive under the speed limit in tandem with someone in the right lane
87
Midwesterners when the temperature is above 40°
90
Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s 40° and sunny in February and it feels like you just entered the gates of Heaven twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
92
Midwesterners love saying “another day in paradise” and it’s literally just another day in Indiana
93
being a midwesterner is:
- knowing "the other day" could mean yesterday or 1992
- entering a house through the garage instead of the front door
- saying “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
Plastic bag full of plastic bags
95
let me tell you about the Midwestern-goodbye
96
midwesterners entering “second winter” after experiencing “fool’s spring”
97
How midwesterners politely tell their visitor that it's time to go home 101:
*take a deep breath* then you just say "welp" really forcefully and slap your knees with your hands, then stand up. Other midwesterners will recognize the signal and say "spose we should head out"
99
Minnesota has released snowplow class names of 2023 and they’re electric twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody