Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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A true Midwesterner tho treats a tornado warning as a challenge, not a threat twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Every midwesterner knows tornadoes can’t hurt you on a Wednesday. Those are the rules.
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Mother Nature: you cannot fit all the seasons into one week. Midwest: hold my corn
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Proud to be a Midwesterner ❤️
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Midwesterners will understand
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This is the type of stuff that makes Midwesterners go outside, look up at the sky with their hands on their hips, and say things like “Ope, looks like we got a storm rolling in” twitter.com/dizzymom64/sta…
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110% relate to this instagram.com/p/BpIo5UJnpeK/
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“watch for deer” is the Midwest way of saying “I love you”
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us: halloween Midwest: christmas :) us: but it’s October 🍂 Midwest: christmas :) ❄️
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“How’d you know I was from the Midwest?” First of all, you showed respect
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“What’s the weather going to be like today?” Midwest: sure
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tips for living in the Midwest: 1. Never say soda when referring to pop 2. Ranch is everything 3. It’s not ‘that’ cold
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“Well, I suppose” /wel i spose/🔉 1. A phrase commonly spoken by midwesterners signaling their intentions to “head out.” 2. Usually followed by an additional 10-40 minutes of small talk before previously mentioned “heading out” occurs.
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Let’s get 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸
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Me in the Midwest: screw this i’m bored Me anywhere else: we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”.
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*single leaf falls* People from the Midwest: “Ope, well grab my flannels, throw me on a hayride, pour me some cider and call me spooky, it’s almost Halloween!”
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the entire midwest when someone says "ope"
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Midwest Fall Foods Ranked 1. apple crisp 2. chili 3. pumpkin bars 4. sweet corn 5. apple cider
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What’s the weather like in the Midwest? 🔘Cold 🔘Hot 🔘Whatever it feels like
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RT for Wisconsin
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RT for Nebraska
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RT for Minnesota
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RT for Illinois
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RT for Missouri