1376
Anyone need a mattress? - every dad when they see a mattress on the highway
1377
Brace yourself midwesterners, it’s officially that season.
1378
As an experienced midwesterner I can confirm that this chart is correct.
1379
Fav if you’re from the Midwest and insulted by this map twitter.com/Climatologist4…
1380
Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ ope, excuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right by ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and grab me some stuffing
1381
Separating the true midwesterners from the rest.. best unit to measure distance?
rt- hours
like- miles twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1382
Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
1383
Junk drawers are game changers. Fav if you have or once did own a junk drawer
1384
Living in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45min to 1hr
📏 drive)
📏
📍
civilization
1385
Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
1386
Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, caramel rolls and ranch
Ope
1387
The south is really out here struggling 😂
1388
Let’s solve this as civilized midwesterners: how do you pronounce milk?
Retweet if it’s “m-ilk”
Like if it’s “m-elk”
1389
Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit? Like sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope you get pulled over.
1390
me: *hopes for consistent/nice weather*
the midwest: 50 degrees on monday, rain all day tuesday, high of 20 on wednesday, 35 and sleet thursday, friday it’s snowing
me: weird flex but ok
1391
Living in the North: *-10 degrees out plus 20mph windchill with 2 feet of snow but school still isn’t cancelled and forced to go out for recess even tho you get frostbite
Living in the South: *inch of snow and all chaos has broken loose. People hiding, busses = death traps. RIP. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
1392
it's harvest szn and let's get this
🌽🌽🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽
🌽🌽 🌽
🌽 🌽🌽
🌽 🌽
1393
You can take the midwesterner out of the Midwest, but you can’t take the ‘ope’ out of the midwesterner twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1394
You either ope this world or it opes you
1395
Midwesterners:
please retweet if you have this exact same plate in your home
1396
*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*
Their brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out
1398
mfs act hard but have never experienced a midwest winter
1399
*A midwestern dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brad:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Dad:
"You guys ready to rock and roll?" twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1400
*Drops phone*
My brain-
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me - “ope”
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