1476
Every time a Midwesterner says “ope” or “lemme just squeeze by ya,” a corn stalk bursts forth from the ground somewhere in rural Midwest
1477
REMEMBER the 13 seasons of midwestern states ⚠️
winter
fool's spring
road construction (endless)
second winter
spring of deception
third winter
mud season
all of the above
actual spring
summer
false fall
second summer (1 week)
actual fall
Which season are we currently in? twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1478
as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living the best life, if you will.
1479
RT if never realized how often you say “ope” until twitter exposed you for it twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1480
Every Midwesterner validating single digit temperatures: “You know, it wouldn’t really be that bad outside if it wasn’t for the wind...”
1481
There’s only one phrase you know when a Midwesterner is trying to end a conversation but which is it
RT- “alright, well..”
or
Fav- “welp, I spoose”
1482
Okay, what did ya’ll actually think it was?
RT- “OPE, there goes gravity”
Like- “OH, there goes gravity” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1483
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Cold Rain
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out and sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
1484
Eminem: “Snap back to reality”
Everybody: “Oh, there goes gravity”
Midwesterners: “Ope, there goes gravity”
1486
Me, watching the west coast on fire and the east coast get marauded by hurricanes from my safe home in the Midwest.
1487
#MidwestProbs When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
1488
#GrowingUpInTheMidwest Having to explain what these are....
1489
We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to “Sorry”
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
1490
the 13 seasons of midwestern states:
winter
fool's spring
road construction (endless)
second winter
spring of deception
third winter
mud season
all of the above
actual spring
summer
false fall
second summer (1 week)
actual fall
ope
1491
Is it pop or soda
RT for pop
Fav for soda
Asking for my damn self bc I need to know how many people to block that call it soda
1492
25 Signs you grew up in the Midwest
a thread
1493
Things to love about the Midwest
- hard work ethic
- the common courtesy to hold the door for the person behind you
- puppy chow
- midwestern nice
- open roads
- steak ‘n’ shake
- we’re in the middle of everything
- small town traditions
- casey’s pizza
1494
*someone bumps into me*
Them: oh I’m sorry
Me as a Midwesterner: first of all, it’s “ope”
1495
petition for ‘Ope’ to be the official form of apology of the midwest
rt to sign
1496
anybody else feel like every conversation you’ve had with an adult from the midwest has consisted of:
“stayin outta trouble?”
“wouldn’t be s’bad without the wind”
*statistics about recent precipitation*
“well... i spose”
“now who do you belong to”
1497
If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you for a side of ranch
1498
Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
1499
Describe the midwest
Road work
Barn parties
Kegger
"Ope scuse me"
Most slept on athletes
One finger wave
4 seasons 4 days
Booze cruise
RUN TO THE 🌽
1500
15. Midwest goodbyes
-possibly the hardest situation to get out of
-midwesterners understand
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