1401
When someone says they love your midwest accent
1402
You ever hit a pothole so hard you apologize to you car?
1403
Let’s not forget school never being cancelled/recess was always outside even tho you get frostbite
1404
If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play cornhole
1405
Midwesterners love to say the following things at restaurants:
- (when the line is getting long behind them) “We came at the right time!”
- (when getting the check) “Alright, what’s the damage?”
- (coming out of the bathroom) “You ready to rock and roll?”
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1408
Midwestern Song Titles, Vol. 1
Ope! I Did it Again
Bye Bye (Talk for Another 20 Minutes by the Door) Bye
Ope, there goes gravity!
I Wanna Hold Your Door
I Want You Betcha
Ex's and Ohfercute's
1409
Midwesterner: lol the midwest sucks, I’m bored
Outsider: the midwest sucks, it’s boring
Me:
1410
Welp, we actually treat people with respect. twitter.com/josh_hammer/st…
1411
Tornadoes:
Everyone in the US: (huddled in the basement) “we’re all going to die!”
People in the Midwest: (standing on front lawn) “I can’t see it. Where’s it at? Let’s get on the roof for a better view.” t.co/p3rKkKX9rr
1412
For midwesterners “the other day” could mean yesterday, last month or 6 years ago
1413
But what beverage will you have with your taco.. pop or soda
RT for pop
Fav for soda
Asking for my damn self bc I need to know how many people to block that call it soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1414
Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
1415
(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
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( (> Excuse
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<) )> Me
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1416
i am an:
⚪man
⚪woman
🔘midwestern
seeking:
⚪men
⚪women
🔘more gravel road shortcuts to avoid the laughable amount of road construction
1417
Time to solve this as educated midwesterners.. what’s this called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag
1418
When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
1419
Thread of the best Midwest sunsets/sunrises: post your pictures below and state location (will rt favorite ones)
1420
Let’s solve this like adults
RT for Quiktrip Like for Casey’s
1421
Falsest thing I’ve read about the Midwest t.co/H1UZpoptrl
1422
midwestern dads be walking around like
🧢
“OPE”
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1423
Me when I wake up in the morning and look to see what season the Midwest chose to be today
1424
Ya’ll crazy if you never heard of “no cop no stop” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1425
Lost to Purdue 49-20 twitter.com/rbacon38_/stat…
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