1456
In the Midwest we measure distance in only one way: what is it?
RT- hours
Fav- miles
1457
I say “ope” about 50 times everyday and if it wasn’t for Twitter I would of never noticed.
1459
Ope. What is it ope?
It’s an apology of life.
a symbol of connection.
It’s human nature... our sixth sense.
a form of identity, a proud midwesterner
1461
Get someone that will defend you like Midwesterners defend ranch dressing
1462
I need a license plate that says “OPE SRY” so I can be a good Midwesterner and apologize when I accidentally cut someone off
1463
Please fav this if your momma has a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house
1464
Being left on read is like Midwest weather. You’re use to it but it still surprises you sometimes
1465
Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
1466
🎃🎃🎃 🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃 🍂🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃🎃 🍂🍂🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃 🍂 🍂 🕸 🍁
🎃 🍂 🍂 🕸🕸🕸🍁🍁
🍁
RT to make a Midwesterner happy
1467
🍂🍂🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🎃 🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🕸
🍂🍂🍂 🎃 🕸🕸🕸,
it’s....
1468
Pros of growing up in the Midwest:
having a gravel road "short cut" to about anywhere in your state
hs party got busted? no worries there was always a 🌽 field nearby to run to
going out tonight? all you need is a pair of jeans and a hoodie
everyone turned 21 at the age of 16
1469
everyone shits on the midwest but forgets that we invented having an extra refrigerator in the garage
1470
Every Midwesterner has had this conversation:
"Oh I live in _____"
"Where's that?"
"About *insert time here* from *closest recognizable major city here*"
1471
People from the Midwest aren't even born. We just come from the corn with a bud light in one hand, ranch dressing in the other and our first words are "ope"
1472
The Midwest:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ ope, would ya look at that
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼one 🍁 has fallen
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼toss me some ranch
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and call me spooky
1473
Ok but the real question is does ranch dressing go with pizza or not?
Rt- yes
Like- no twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1474
Alright midwest let’s solve this
ranch vs ketchup
RT: ranch
Fav: ketchup
1475
The Midwest, home of
Bipolar weather
Suicidal deer
Puppy chow
mf Ranch dressing
No cop No stop
The nicest people
Delicious beef
Fake ID's
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody