1351
*temp gets above 35° in winter*
midwesterners: guess I don’t need my coat today
1352
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Party at the barn”
“Run to the corn”
and the late nights at Perkins
1353
In the Midwest, the size of your town is based off of how many stop lights are in it
1354
murderer: *stabs midwesterner*
midwesterner: ope, sorry. scuse me
1355
Midwest culture is staying after the designated class time while the professor talks because everyone is too polite to get up and leave
1357
What is a midwesterner’s drug of
choice:
ope-ium
1359
Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
1360
Two Midwesterners pass each other on the street:
1361
In the Midwest we don't stop at stop signs, we do what we call "a rolling stop" or slide through the stop in the winter.
1362
Say you’re from a small town to someone else also from a small town and it’ll turn into some weird competition like:
How many kids were in ur graduating class???
Um private schools don’t count!!..
Oh ya... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day??!
1364
*describe living in the Midwest*
me: my life is just one big “ope”
1365
for years I've thought that cinnamon rolls and chili were something that just went together; finding out it's just a midwestern thing & I'm baffled
1366
Find the Midwesterners who don’t apologize after bumping into you:
👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿
👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿
Can’t find them?
That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only difference is they’re going to hell.
1367
Stranger: Hey where you from?
Midwesterner: Names all the cities that are geographically close to my town and say “around that area” rather than explaining where I’m actually from
1368
An Midwestern Baptism twitter.com/DannyDutch/sta…
1371
Easy answer. Ranch belongs on absolutely everything. twitter.com/FinleyTravis5/…
1373
Midwest Your
Weather Bank account
🤝
Unpredictability
1374
RT if it’s pop
Fav if it’s soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1375
*being held hostage by fellow midwesterners*
them: *holding a soda can in front of me* what is this called, bitch???!!!
me: it's a soda
them: *beating the shit out of me* you're from the midwest. it's called pop!
me: *spitting out blood* f*** you
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