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7 Things the Rest of the Country Should Thank the Midwest For
1. Target
2. Computers
3. Tenderloins
4. Ice-cream
5. Roller skates
6. Toasted Ravioli
7. Sliced bread (yup)
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People from the South: “High of 60 today? I’ll need my parka, gloves and thermal heater today.”
People in the Midwest when it’s below zero one day and 30 degrees the next: “honey, I’m taking the lawnmower out today.”
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Midwesterners in negative 15 degree degree with wind chill: “Wouldn’t be so bad out if it wasn’t for the wind..”
Meanwhile in Florida with a high of only 53 and it’s the end of the world
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Midwest snacks/food that changed the world
-tater tot casserole
-sliced bread
-deep-dish pizza
-puppy chow
-fried cheese curds
-scotcheroos
-buffalo chicken dip
#UrWelcome
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If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from small town Midwest
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When trying to pay your gas turns into a million question survey
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kids from the small town midwest go to a fast food restaurant 45 minutes away just so they can call themselves adventurous
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The most Midwest thing you’ll see all day
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The Midwest invented Target
The Midwest wins again
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The transition of the Midwest 😂 twitter.com/AblerWill/stat…
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Merge South and North Dakota to make MegaKota
rt to sign the petition
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📍December
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📍☔️early spring
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4 ways to accidentally reveal you're from the Midwest.
1) Say "ope" when running into someone.
2) Give someone the one finger wave when it's just you two in the hallway.
3) Dip everything in ranch.
4) Bring chili and cinnamon rolls to the potluck.
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If two midwesterners almost run into each other and no ones around to hear it, do they “ope?”
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Midwestern dad when he gets the check: “Alright, what’s the damage?”
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📍people from the Midwest
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📍pizza
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every midwest father’s dream twitter.com/Alycia101Serna…
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*small town introduction*
Kid 1: “I’m from a small town”
Kid 2: “OH YA, HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN YOUR GRADUATING CLASS? I HAD 15.”
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Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks Busch Light
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from small town Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
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We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
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On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 unpredictable seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 cups of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 no cop no stops
7 “you betchas”
6 suicidal deer
5 OPE SORRYS
4 hotdish meals
3 Uffdas
2 games of cornhole
And a 1 finger wave from an oncoming car
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody