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Summer is coming to an end and we still haven’t decided the most important midwest debate
what’s this game called?
RT: cornhole
Fav: bags
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The 9 levels of midwestern anger
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”midwestvseverybody.com/products/ope-d…
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Fun things do in small town midwest:
-admire road work
-go to Walmart
-bonfire/shed parties
-run through a field
-watch tornado
-“Drive your tractor” to school day
-experience 4 seasons in 4 days
-shorts and hoodie weather
-say ope at 17 times in one day
1130
midwest culture is:
-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”
-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door
-apologizing to your car after hitting a pothole
1131
the most midwestern thing you’ll read all day
1132
This is how far midwesterners go to hold the door open for someone in public
1133
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ ranch
🔘 a day without humidity and
sweating as soon as i step outside
1134
Midwest culture is a never ending cycle of “alright well...” to signal that it’s time to leave, the other person responding with “yeah I suppose”.
*light leg tap*
**both people getting up ready to go**
1135
Midwesterners walking their alien out of Area 51
1137
*sees cattle grouped together close to the fence line*
Anyone - “Awww look at the cute cows assembling together”
Intellectual Midwesterner- “The herd have gathered... there must be a storm coming”
1138
*Culver’s but the truest statement yet this week
1139
What do you call these?
Rt scotcheroos
Fav special k bar
1140
Every Midwesterner asking for help politely
1141
Midwesterners justifying summer heat “it wouldn’t be so bad if we had a little breeze”
1142
The most Midwestern thing you’ll read all day
1143
It’s common in Michigan when someone thanks you for something, you don’t say you’re welcome. You simply just reply by saying, “No problem”
1144
PSA ⚠️
STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE TORNADOS
1145
Why there’s a billion potholes still out there wrecking our cars twitter.com/Cfoldatrackste…
1146
I just took a DNA test
Turns out
Im 100%
Ranch dressing
1147
Midwesterners validating summer weather “it’s hot but it wouldn’t be that bad without the humidity”
1148
“Tornado warning take shelter immediately”
Midwesterners:
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nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: “it’s tuesday my people"
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Midwestern mom’s
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell her / him I say hi”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody