Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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living in the Midwest probs 😂 (credit: andrewwiknerr)
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If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from the Midwest
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Midwest DNA ⛈ 🌦 🌪 🌧 ☀️ 🌤 ❄️ 🌨 🌦 ❄️ ⛈ 🌩 🌤 ☀️ 🌦 🌪 🌤 🌦 ⛈ 🌦 💨 ☔️ ⛈ 🌊 🌬 💨 ❄️ ⛈ 🌨 ☂️ 🌪 🌤 🌨
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In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeet?”
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nobody: *tornado sirens* midwesterners: “it’s wednesday my people"
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Name something more relaxing than a thunderstorm while you sleep... I’ll wait 🌩
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“Where you from?” “The midwest” “Where in the midwest?” *a small town* “Ohh ok what’s that by?” “Chicago, a suburb...” “Um where?” “The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield south of the Minnesota border and my Dad’s name is Dekalb Seed.”
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The Lawerence Kansas PD encouraging people to not shoot at tornadoes is the most midwestern thing you’ll read all day
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in the midwest we wake up every morning and.. Get This 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽🌽 🌽 🌽
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midwest culture is: -driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s finally nice outside” -saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door -blaming the wind otherwise it wouldn’t be so cold
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Why you Netflix and chillin’ when you could be cornhole and grillin’
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Alright midwest, let’s settle this now.. what’s this snack called RT: walking taco Fav: taco in a bag
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Fun things do in small town midwest: -admire road work -go to Walmart -bonfire/shed parties -run through a field -lay cornhole -“Drive your tractor” school day -drink pop, not soda -experience 4 seasons in 4 days -shorts and hoodie weather -say ope at 17 times in one day
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*Summer in the Midwest* Me: this is the best place to live, f*** anyone who disagrees! This is paradise *Winter* This is the worst place on earth who the f*** decided to live in hell
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Midwesterner DNA 🍻 🌽 🍻🌽   🌽  🌽🍻 🌽 🍻 🌽  🍻 🌽  🍻 🌽 🍻 🌽🍻   🍻  🍻🌽 🍻  🌽 🍻  🌽 🍻   🌽 🍻  🌽  🍻🌽 🌽 🍻 🌽 🍻
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye: - about to leave warning - a "we've gotta go" statement - hugs - walking to the doorway - one more conversation in the doorway - more hugs - talking while everyone's piling in the doorway - placing hand on doorknob
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8 levels of midwestern anger 8. “Woah woah woah” 7. “Hold your horses” 6. “Jeez Louise” 5. “Listen here pal” 4. “If I had a nickel for every time” 3. “Well, now wait a minute” 2. “For Pete’s sake” 1. “Son of a gun”
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Literally no one: “Severe weather warning, everyone please find shelter immediately” midwesterners:
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*small town midwest introduction* Kid 1: “I’m from a small town” Kid 2: “OH YA, HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN YOUR GRADUATING CLASS? I HAD 20.”
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Chicken strips? You mean ranch shovel?
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Living in the Midwest be like
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Late April Saturday in the Midwest
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Mother Nature: you cannot have 70 degree weather, rain, snow and then sleet all in one week Midwest: hold my corn
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Nobody: Midwesterners: When Eminem said “Ope there goes gravity” we really felt that