1076
Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
1077
cultural impact:
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Ope I’m sorry
1078
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house
1080
If a midwesterners drops something in a field and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
1081
“It can’t snow in September”
Midwest: hold my corn
1082
If you see a midwesterner today give them space, they’re enjoying a perfect fall day and nothing compares
1083
Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You don’t know yet but you’ll experience every season in a span of 4 hours. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. life is good. Ope
1084
Good night to everybody except the people who don’t apologize profusely after asking for a favor like a healthy midwesterner
1085
as a midwesterner, fall is the superior season. shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time when we are thriving. living our best life, if you will.
1086
midwesterner midwesterner
🤝
Leaving no early than 20 mins
after the first “alright I spose” goodbye
1087
cultural impact:
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Ranch Ketchup
1088
Midwest culture is that fridge in your garage or basement that a relative was “gettin’ rid of” and is now used strictly for Busch Light
1089
“Severe weather take cover”
sEvERe WeAthEr TaKE CoVEr
1091
Yeah sex is good but have you ever had Culver’s cheese curds?
1092
*tornado warning is issued*
Midwesterners indoors:
1093
Stop talking trash about different Midwest states:
Minnesota is ICONIC
Wisconsin is INSPIRING
Ohio is MAGNIFICENT
Michigan is STELLAR
Illinois
Iowa is CUTTING EDGE
1094
The 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning (stand up)
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- continue talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
1095
“Tornado warning, please take shelter immediately”
midwestern dad:
1096
Midwest Dad Thread: *vacation to do list*
1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason
2. Yell at the gps
3. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
4. Google search history facts of the area
5. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else
1097
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”
1098
Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Ope, I’m sorry. Are you mad at me?
1099
Midwest culture is hearing the tornado sirens going off, checking the news station, and still not going into a basement or shelter area until you hear a tornado knocking on your door asking politely if it can wreck your home.
1100
midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody