1151
Imagine living in a place that doesn’t “ope”
Weird
1152
Midwest language be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
1153
Living in the Midwest: don’t need a Summer body if your state never knows what season it is 🙃
1155
Driving in the Midwest:
-road construction
-pothole
-pothole
-pothole
-tractor
-deer
-train
-corn
REPEAT
1156
Let’s clear some things up:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
4. Casey’s > Kum n Go
5. Ope is a lifestyle
6. Ranch is a primary food group
7. And these are called freezies not popsicles
1157
Let’s clear up some things:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
1158
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 roads without 1,000 potholes
that destroy my car
1159
“What’s it like playing sports in the Midwest?”
midwesterners: twitter.com/alexishumphr3y…
1160
The 8 levels of midwestern anger
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”
1163
Midwesterners be like:
Ope
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lemme
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sneak past ya
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& grab some Casey’s pizza 🍕
1165
Could never imagine living in a world where you don’t one finger wave at your neighbors on the road
1166
Tornado warnings in the Midwest be like
1168
Picture this. A storm has hit the area with lightning thunder and tornados. sirens are blaring. like a normal Midwesterner you grab your lawn chair cold beer and head for the roof. you look to your right. It’s bob. you look to your left. it’s gretchen. life is good.
1170
The junk drawer is a spiritual place in every midwestern home
1172
New day, same routine.
zzz
＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧_∧ Let’s get this corn.
( ･ω･)
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
1173
People in the Midwest:
People who used to live in the Midwest:
how’s that cold feel??? SO glad I moved away! Sunny and 80 where I’m at. I don’t miss snow or that indecisive weather AT ALL! Don’t be too jealous!!!
1174
If you think the Midwest is just a bunch of corn fields, suicidal deer, and potholes you should
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Educate yourself
it’s also a lot of driving around looking for things to do
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody