976
“Where are you from?”
*midwestern state*
“So do you just drive around eating cheese curds on gravel roads surrounded by corn and cows?”
me: absolutely
977
Key to any successful midwestern relationship:
1. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re wrong
2. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re right
3. Drive an extra 20 minutes for her favorite fast food
4. Start her car in the cold
5. Take her to your favorite spot to star gaze
6. 30 pack of busch light
978
therapist: what do we say when someone is mean to us?
midwesterners: no worries, seriously not a problem its my bad
therapist: no
979
Yeah culvers is good but have you ever successfully avoided all the potholes on your daily commute?
980
“Name an extreme sport”
Driving with an ice covered windshield with less than 10% visibility
981
NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA
983
“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Life is one big ope
984
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a blizzard and a snow day
985
Midwesterners be like
⊂_ヽ
＼＼Ope ‘scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼past ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
and grab a chicken sandwich from Kwik Trip
986
Wrong
“I like your coat”
“Thank you!”
Right
“I like your coat”
“Thank you I got it at a significant discount!”
987
New York: skyscrapers!
LA: California girls 🤪
South: everything is bigger here
Midwest: ....... THUNDERSNOW
988
Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 45 min goodbye 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
989
someone: omg do you smell the air??
Texans: ??
Californians: ...
Floridians: 🤪
midwesterners: yep i can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in a day or so y’all better get ready
990
Midwest Dad:
stubborn
grills a mean burger
has a nickname for everyone
checks everyone’s oil at least twice
*ties something down*
**slaps twice**
“that’s not going anywhere”
991
Living in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45 min drive)
📏
📏
📍
Favorite restaurant
992
You gotta love the Midwest polite but slightly aggressive “go ahead” “no you go ahead” exchanges
993
Midwest snow removal guide
>2 in : leaf blower
2-6 in : send kids to shovel
6-8 in : dad goes out to help
8-12 in : snow blower
<12 in : the neighbor with the truck and plow saves the whole street twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
994
Midwest nice is that one guy that snow blows the entire block after a huge snow storm @Ariens
#AriensHero
995
Kids these days get a push alert to let them know school is cancelled. They’ll never know the thrill/terror of watching the list of schools scroll through on the local news.
996
Chicken tenders Wings
Jalapeño poppers Celery
🤝
🤝 Ranch 🤝
🤝
Pizza Carrots
Salad Wraps
997
“What’s it like driving in the Midwest?”
998
Looking at a big hill and thinking “that’d be fun to sled down in the winter”
999
Once again the Midwest proving why it’s the best region in the world
Merry Christmas 🎁 twitter.com/uiowa/status/1…
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody