Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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Midwesterners face when they pass their neighbors on the sidewalk today
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*global pandemic* “How are you?” Midwesterners: I’m doing good! Living the dream. How are you?
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Smells like a tornado out today
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Midwesterners : I’m bored you guys all come to my place we’ll have some beers in the garage CDC: absolutely not
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Fun things do in small town midwest during quarantine : -admire road work -go to Walmart (don’t hang too long) -bonfire/shed party (FaceTime) -run through a field -watch tornado -experience 4 seasons in 4 hours
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Blizzards and ice storms prepared us for 14 day quarantines
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Will it rain? Will it snow? It’s spring in the Midwest! Maybe a TORNADO
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it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be: ⚪️ raining ⚪️ snowing 🔘 both because: ⚪️ midwest weather ⚪️ climate change 🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
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Midwest Quarantine Starter Pack - 35 bottles of ranch - 33 cases of beer - 12 different routes to “drive around” - 10 cases of 7up or Vernors ginger ale (if infected) - 1 deck of cards for eucher
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Social distancing? You mean living in the rural Midwest
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People often talk about “Midwestern nice” but they really forget about its cousin, Midwestern Passive Aggressive
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doctor: what do we say when you bump into someone with the coronavirus midwesterner: ope, lemme just shake your hand and apologize for my inconvenience. i’m so sorry. doctor: no
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Let’s clear some things up: 1. It’s cornhole not bags 2. It’s pop not soda 3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag 4. Kwik Trip > Kum n Go 5. Ope is a lifestyle 6. Ranch is a primary food group 7. And these are called water fountains not bubblers
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Today’s clothing schedule 7am - winter coat 10am - pants and light jacket 1pm - shorts and hoodie 4pm- bathing suit 7pm- pants and light jacket 10pm- winter coat
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Why would I fly when I could avoid the coronavirus and it’s only a 14 hour drive?
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It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather. A sacred time for midwesterners. Nothing can stand in our way today
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We’re in the prime “only walking to the car, car to the building so I don’t need a jacket” time of year
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Nothing says midwesterner like driving to your favorite restaurant 45 minutes away with the windows down because it's above 50 degrees & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
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“The snow is gone it’ll be nice to drive again!” Midwest roads:
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Rt Bags Fav Cornhole
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“Where you from?” “Illinois” “Ohh ok what’s that by?” “Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana...” “Um where?” “The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield east of Lake Michigan and my Dad’s name is Sawyer Bean soy bean for short.”
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Midwesterner DNA ❄️ 🌽 🍻🌪   🧀  ☔️🚧 🌽 🍻 🧀  ❄️ 🌽  🍻 🌪 ☔️ 🌽🥓   🧀  🍻🌽 ❄️  🚧 🍻  🌪 🥓   🌽 ☔️  🧀  🍻🌽 🚧🍻 🌪 ❄️
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Summoning circle, hope this works:                        🕯               🕯              🕯        🕯                             🕯     🕯 An early spring 🕯         🕯                           🕯                🕯              🕯                         🕯
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Windows down kind of day
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